Murray Phone Update!

You all know the Murray Phone, our wondrous cellular/mobile device we use to keep up with Bill Murray and all those who pose as him! So far, our persistence is paying off...

MESSAGES LEFT ON THE MURRAY PHONE

• 8 calls from a collection agency for Crystal Kalhowicz
• 1 Quick Hang-Up
• 1 Call consisting of someone shouting, "NERDS!" and then hanging up.

Thanks for all those who have contributed!

[Ed. Note: there was also a very sweet text message from someone with a 720 area code that said the following: If I were Sir William Murray, I'd totally want to be in your movie. Good Luck! Thank you 720, you warm our nerdy hearts]

BLAST!

Curses!

The Murrayphone has been overloaded. For those of you who may have tried to leave us hillarious messages, and especially if you are Bill Murray, we're working on getting it back up.

Sorry,
The Producers

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We are go...

Dear Bill Murray,

We don't have your direct line, but we're trying to get a hold of you the best way we can think of... by posting obtuse requests in an area you have rumored to one in a while drop by while on your busy schedule of awesome.

While there can be no imitiators, we'll be posting all imitiation Bill Murray Voicemails we recieve on the MurrayPhone, (646) 423-0290, here for your delight and amusement.

Please be in our movie,
         The Producers of Jurassic Park Slope

TO ONE

WILLIAM “BILL” MURRAY…

WE’RE MAKING A COMEDY RIGHT HERE

WE’D LOVE FOR YOU TO APPEAR

FOR AS YOU CAN SEE

YOU’RE QUITE GUARANTEED

TO RAISE OUR FILM TO A WHOLE ‘NOTHER GEAR

Okay… that didn’t quite work… how about this…

YOUR MOVIES ARE REALLY QUITE AWESOME

WHILE OUR CAREERS HAVE ONLY BEGUN TO BLOSSOM

WE HOPE YOU’LL BE ROOTIN’

FOR THE MOVIE WE’RE SHOOTIN’

…THE ONLY WORD I CAN THINK OF IS “POSSUM”

…one more time…

OUR MOVIE IS ABOUT DINOSAURS

…

…

Screw it.

Bill Murray!

IF YOU’RE READING THIS, CONTACT US!

Please, Be in Our Movie!!!

FROM

The Creators of Jurassic Park Slope

(646) 423-0290

jurassicparkslope@gmail.com