Friday, September 21, 2012

Hey Everyone,

We've got some big news and some hard news.

Not only have we decided to end our toll-line, mostly because the movie is shot and in the can and completely filmed, and we want to leave you the mystery of knowing or not knowing before you see it.

We're also  changing our name and logo, to....













 And here you thought it couldn't get more hipster-y, hipsterish, like unto the hair of a hipster on 2am on Saturday when the beat drops...

More details on that in the rebranding chapter of our book (in progress) . But keep an eye out for more changes in the pipeline as we adjust to the new paradigm. Meanwhile, don't think for a second this means that the hipster-dinosaur fun is over... this is only the beginning.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Murray Phone Update!

You all know the Murray Phone, our wondrous cellular/mobile device we use to keep up with Bill Murray and all those who pose as him! So far, our persistence is paying off...

MESSAGES LEFT ON THE MURRAY PHONE
  • 8 calls from a collection agency for Crystal Kalhowicz
  • 1 Quick Hang-Up
  • 1 Call consisting of someone shouting, "NERDS!" and then hanging up.
Thanks for all those who have contributed!

[Ed. Note: there was also a very sweet text message from someone with a 720 area code that said the following: If I were Sir William Murray, I'd totally want to be in your movie. Good Luck! Thank you 720, you warm our nerdy hearts]

BLAST!

Curses!

The Murrayphone has been overloaded. For those of you who may have tried to leave us hillarious messages, and especially if you are Bill Murray, we're working on getting it back up.

Sorry,
The Producers

Thursday, June 3, 2010

We are go...

Dear Bill Murray,

We don't have your direct line, but we're trying to get a hold of you the best way we can think of... by posting obtuse requests in an area you have rumored to one in a while drop by while on your busy schedule of awesome.

While there can be no imitiators, we'll be posting all imitiation Bill Murray Voicemails we recieve on the MurrayPhone, (646) 423-0290, here for your delight and amusement.

Please be in our movie,
         The Producers of Jurassic Park Slope

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

TO ONE
WILLIAM “BILL” MURRAY…


WE’RE MAKING A COMEDY RIGHT HERE
WE’D LOVE FOR YOU TO APPEAR
FOR AS YOU CAN SEE
YOU’RE QUITE GUARANTEED
TO RAISE OUR FILM TO A WHOLE ‘NOTHER GEAR


Okay… that didn’t quite work… how about this…


YOUR MOVIES ARE REALLY QUITE AWESOME
WHILE OUR CAREERS HAVE ONLY BEGUN TO BLOSSOM
WE HOPE YOU’LL BE ROOTIN’
FOR THE MOVIE WE’RE SHOOTIN’
…THE ONLY WORD I CAN THINK OF IS “POSSUM”


…one more time…


OUR MOVIE IS ABOUT DINOSAURS

Screw it.

Bill Murray!
IF YOU’RE READING THIS, CONTACT US!
Please, Be in Our Movie!!!

FROM
The Creators of Jurassic Park Slope
(646) 423-0290